dude, I'm so famous I can't stand it

Yeah, that's me chillin' and chompin' on my compressed rawhide bone while Kimberly shows people how to stretch their spine six ways to Sunday. I'm, like, totally famous. I'd do yoga too, except it might make my body totally more ripped and cut. There's a point where you can't improve upon physical perfection, and I'm humble enough to not want to show up others even more than I do. Namaste.